Consider a team of nn people (where nn is even), with exactly half wearing red shirts and half wearing blue. A leader, wanting to illustrate this 50/50 split, declares: “Look to your left and right—one of them is wearing red!”

This sounds reasonable; after all, if we pick someone at random, they have a 50% chance of wearing red, combine this with the fact that you have two neighbors and presto! But therein lies the issue: we’re conflating a global property (half the team wears red) with a local guarantee (one of your two neighbors wears red). These are fundamentally different claims.

The Deterministic Case: “Exactly One”

Let’s first interpret the statement strictly: exactly one of your neighbors wears red.

We can model this as a vertex coloring problem on a graph G=(V,E)G = (V, E). People are vertices, neighborly relationships are edges, and shirt colors are given by a coloring function c:V{R,B}c: V \rightarrow \{R, B\}.

Our constraints are:

  • Global condition: c1(R)=c1(B)=n/2|c^{-1}(R)| = |c^{-1}(B)| = n/2 where c1(R)={vV:c(v)=R}c^{-1}(R) = \{v \in V : c(v) = R\} is the preimage—the set of all vertices colored red
  • Local condition: For any vertex vVv \in V with neighborhood N(v)={u,w}N(v) = \{u, w\}, we require c(u)c(w)c(u) \neq c(w)

Does the global condition imply the local one? As we’ll see, the answer depends entirely on the graph’s topology.

Case 1: Linear Arrangements (Path Graph PnP_n)

In a line of nn people, the local condition applies to the n2n-2 internal vertices (the endpoints have only one neighbor each).

Consider these colorings that satisfy the global condition:

  • Alternating: RBRBRB...RBRBRB...
  • Segregated: RRR...BBB...RRR...BBB...

Both achieve our 50/50 split, but let’s check the local condition. In the alternating case, person 2 has neighbors colored RR and RR which is a violation. In the segregated case, person 2 (if red) has neighbors both red, also a violation.

If, however, we enforce that the local condition holds for all vertices, we get overlapping constraints. Consider what happens at consecutive vertices viv_i and vi+1v_{i+1}:

  • Condition at viv_i: c(vi1)c(vi+1)c(v_{i-1}) \neq c(v_{i+1})
  • Condition at vi+1v_{i+1}: c(vi)c(vi+2)c(v_i) \neq c(v_{i+2})

These two conditions working together constrain the coloring into a specific pattern.

This cascading constraint forces the coloring into rigid periodicity: RRBBRRBB...RRBBRRBB.... This is the only pattern that satisfies both conditions, and achieving it requires:

  1. nn must be divisible by 4 (to maintain the 50/50 split, two apiece for red and blue)
  2. People must be arranged in exactly this pattern

The probability of this occurring by chance is small for any reasonable team size.

Case 2: Circular Arrangements (Cycle Graph CnC_n)

A cycle presents an even more constrained scenario. Now all nn vertices have exactly two neighbors, and the constraints wrap around.

Let’s trace the local condition from PnP_n around the cycle. If it holds everywhere, then:

  • c(v1)c(v3)c(v_1) \neq c(v_3) (from the local condition at v2v_2)
  • c(v3)c(v5)c(v_3) \neq c(v_5) (from the local condition at v4v_4)
  • And so on…

For odd nn: Following this chain with indices modulo nn: c(v1)c(v3)c(v5)...c(vn2)c(vn)c(v2)c(v4)...c(vn1)c(v1)c(v_1) \neq c(v_3) \neq c(v_5) \neq ... \neq c(v_{n-2}) \neq c(v_n) \neq c(v_2) \neq c(v_4) \neq ... \neq c(v_{n-1}) \neq c(v_1)

But this gives us c(v1)c(v1)c(v_1) \neq c(v_1)—a contradiction! No valid coloring exists for odd nn, even if we relax to c1(R)=n/2|c^{-1}(R)| = \lfloor n/2 \rfloor.

For even nn: The constraint c(vi)c(vi+2)c(v_i) \neq c(v_{i+2}) creates two separate chains:

  • Odd indices: v1,v3,v5,...,vn1v_1, v_3, v_5, ..., v_{n-1}
  • Even indices: v2,v4,v6,...,vnv_2, v_4, v_6, ..., v_n

Each chain must alternate colors every two vertices, giving us the pattern RRBBRRBB. For this to tile properly around the cycle while maintaining c1(R)=n/2|c^{-1}(R)| = n/2, we need the pattern to repeat an integer number of times. Since each RRBBRRBB unit has length 4, we require n0(mod4)n \equiv 0 \pmod{4}.

Sharp result: A valid coloring exists if and only if n=4kn = 4k for some positive integer kk, and the coloring must be the periodic tiling of RRBBRRBB units.

The Probabilistic Case: “At Least One”

Perhaps we’re being too literal. What if the leader meant that with high probability, at least one neighbor is red?

Assume the nn individuals are arranged in a uniformly random permutation around a cycle. For a randomly chosen person, what’s the probability that at least one neighbor is red?

We calculate via the complement: the probability that both neighbors are blue:

This requires the law of total probability, since the calculation depends on whether the person we’re observing is red or blue.

If the person is red: We choose 2 neighbors from n1n-1 remaining people, of which n/2n/2 are blue. P(both blueperson red)=(n/22)(n12)=n4(n1)P(\text{both blue} | \text{person red}) = \frac{\binom{n/2}{2}}{\binom{n-1}{2}} = \frac{n}{4(n-1)}

If the person is blue: We choose 2 neighbors from n1n-1 remaining people, of which (n/2)1(n/2)-1 are blue. P(both blueperson blue)=((n/2)12)(n12)=n44(n1)P(\text{both blue} | \text{person blue}) = \frac{\binom{(n/2)-1}{2}}{\binom{n-1}{2}} = \frac{n-4}{4(n-1)}

Overall probability: Since each person has a 50% chance of being red or blue: P(both blue)=12n4(n1)+12n44(n1)=n24(n1)P(\text{both blue}) = \frac{1}{2} \cdot \frac{n}{4(n-1)} + \frac{1}{2} \cdot \frac{n-4}{4(n-1)} = \frac{n-2}{4(n-1)}

Therefore: P(at least one red)=1n24(n1)P(\text{at least one red}) = 1 - \frac{n-2}{4(n-1)}

For large nn \rightarrow \infty, this converges to 3/43/4.

So the leader’s claim holds for approximately 75% of people—significant, but far from the universal truth implied by “look to your left and right; one of them is wearing red.”

The Deeper Lesson

This reveals a fundamental principle: macrostates don’t uniquely determine microstates.

Knowing that half your team is new (the macrostate) tells you surprisingly little about any individual’s immediate neighbors (the microstate). The global statistic constrains the space of possible configurations but is compatible with (nn/2)\binom{n}{n/2} different arrangements, the vast majority of which violate the leader’s claim.

This confusion between global averages and local guarantees appears everywhere:

  • “Half of marriages end in divorce” doesn’t mean each marriage has independent 50% odds
  • “The average family has 2.5 kids” doesn’t mean most families have 2-3 children
  • “Market returns average 7% annually” doesn’t guarantee 7% in any given year

In each case, we’re mistaking an aggregate property for a structural guarantee about individual experiences.